BELAMUN 2012: Funniest Moments

Do you really think that BELAMUN is that serious? We did our best to prove you the contrary)) The most exciting epic fails and speeches of the Debate Day! Read and laugh aloud!

ECOFIN:

“Let’s accept this resolution which will change the world!” the delegate of Russian Federation.

“Little words are not as important as ideas!” the delegate of Russian Federation.

“Please, stop working!” Chairs calling delegates for dinner after lobbying.

“Is the point well taken?” means “Do you understand it?”, but not “Do you agree with it?” Chairs

“You were speaking from the top of the mountain. Do you see what is below?” the delegate of China

Effectiveness = minimum efforts → maximum results

(the sun is shining brightly through the window)
“Point of personal privilege!” – the delegate of Russian Federation. – “Dear chairs, can you hide the delegates from the sun?”
Chairs: “Staff, could you, please, hide all of us from the sun? Honorable staff, hide the sun!”

“You have the right of reply only when the delegate somehow offends the country you represent or the President of your country. For example, “China is baad booo!” – Chairs

FASTdev
Financial Assistance to Science and Technology for Development
brand of ECOFIN elaborated by the delegate of Russian Federation

“It’s amazing that we have a scientist and he has an idea!” the delegate of Norway

“What are we doing?” –the delegate of Cuba, after two and a half hours of lobbying.

Staff: “Here you can find everything on the psychology of gestures!”

“Technologies are not just packages that can be bought from the shelf!” the delegate of France

“It’s nonsense to pay more to a country where the scientist with an idea was born! It’s better to pay more to the scientist!” the delegate of Columbia

“Such phrases as “No comment” are out of order!” - Chairs of EC.

Creative ideas of delegates:
Environmental committee:
-          planting twice as much trees as it was previously destroyed!
-          establishing the “Best Farmer” nomination!

ECOFIN:
-  creating a global science market where countries can sell and buy all the possible existing technologies (not only innovative).
  • by Kaciaryna Konyukh



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