Opening Ceremony:
· Secretary General said: “The national anthem of the Republic of Belarus. Please, stand up.” Everybody stood up waiting for an anthem…A minute’s silence. Secretary: “We have no anthem. You can take your seats.”
Human Rights Council:
· One of the delegates, appealing to the other, said: “Horrible delegates…”
· Another representative came to the floor in order to say their point of resolution. The delegate stood for a minute keeping silence with eyes full of fear and said: “I don’t know what to say…”
Security Council:
· Delegate: “Why do you think it is impossible if it is possible?”
· Delegate: “Some children live more better than other children that live not more better.”
· Chair:” Could the delegate yield the floor back to the chairs?”
Delegate: “I yield the floor back to the chairs.”
Chair: “I is out of order.”
Delegate: “I is out of order.”
Environmental Council:
· Here took place a bit difficult situation for the Staff. They were working, like an internet protocols in a chat-rooms: delegates were writing notes to each other very fast and very often. Poor Staff.
Your most humble servant, Gleb Golovkov.
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